IT'S FUCKED UP, YOU DUMB FUCK!
The page you are looking for is
currently fucking missing. The Web site might be experiencing technical
difficulties, you may need to adjust your browser settings, or you
might just be fucked.
Please try the following:
- Click the fucking Refresh
button, or scream the word "FUCK" at the top of your
- If you typed the page address in the
Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you dumb
- To check your connection settings, quick
fucking around and try prodding your modem with a screwdriver
and waxing it with canola oil. Now take a match
and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those
provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and
Internet service provider (ISP).
- your Network Administrator is also a dumb fuck for
installing this OS, Microsoft Windows can examine your network
and automatically fuck everything up.
If you would like Windows to fuck everything up,
- Some sites require Windows to fuck up
than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows
fuckup rate to determine what strength "Fuckup" you require.
- If you are trying to reach a secure
site, make sure you are not running fucking Windows. Click the
My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:.
On the Menu select "Format".
- Click the fucking
button to try another link.
find the fucking server or DNS Error