IT'S FUCKED UP, YOU DUMB FUCK!

Please try the following:

• Click the fucking Refresh button, or scream the word "FUCK" at the top of your lungs. .
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you dumb fuck.
  
• To check your connection settings, quick fucking around and try prodding your modem with a screwdriver and waxing it with canola oil. Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
• your Network Administrator is also a dumb fuck for installing this OS, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically fuck everything up.
  If you would like Windows to fuck everything up,
  click Fuck everything up
• Some sites require Windows to fuck up than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows fuckup rate to determine what strength "Fuckup" you require.
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running fucking Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
• Click the fucking Back button to try another link.

Cannot find the fucking server or DNS Error

Internet Exploder